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Monday, September 29, 2014

Double standard


Ready for a laugh?  
I'v got a list that is sure to make you giggle at least once.
Things that kids can get away with that adults can't.


1.  Toddlers can run around in nothing but a diaper.  Adults?  Nope.
2. Kids get to take off their shirt on spaghetti night, John said no when I tried to join them.
3. Benjamin likes to dress himself, shoes on wrong, mismatched clothes and all. Try that for your next job interview.
4. sticking your tongue out, blowing spit bubbles, and chewing on your toes are adorable when your 5 months old.
5. When your daughter sings the wrong words at the top of her lungs everyone sighs over her pretty voice, when I do that...well, let's just say I don't get the same kind of sighs.
What else can kids do that adults can't?  How about randomly yelling out nonsensical words? Getting ice cream all over their face when they eat.  Yarn all over the house and make up poorly applied?  Cute.
Let's face it, kids are so adorable it's just not fair sometimes. 

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